Just when you think you’ve gotten slimmer, you check the measuring tape to find out you’re fucking seeing things

Lloyds has knackered me out big time, despite the fact my brain frazzled out at 2 when I was due to finish at 5.. I very almost got into shit for almost messing up a transaction by giving money intead of taking money..

Since then I’ve been in a bit of a shit mood. Got to Domino’s, got a cuddle, made a few customers giggle and got sent home after 3/4 of an hour because that’s just how busy they’ve been tonight.

Sat down for like, 5 minutes after getting home and thought “I need a cuppa tea and a hot chocolate, a chocolate spread sandwich AND a glass of Baileys” and I never knew how much of a chore walking became.

However, I had my sandwich and I’ve got my 3 yummy drinks sat next to me

No surprise if I weigh myself in a minute to find I’ve put weight on, I’ve exceeded today’s calorie count by 1000, whoops

On another note, I got my implant removed from my arm and I’ve had to keep a rather tight and awfully itchy bandage wrapped around my arm for 2 days, which I finally took off earlier.

I feel so much better without it now. The only downside is that I’m fertile again, despite not getting upto anything this year

Spent today eating so healthily; Weetabix for breakfast and Special K Mini Breaks, prawn and mayo sandwich and a pot of grape and melon from Co Op

Wasted away by tonight’s tea consisting of KFuckingC

Now I’m 800 calories over, 22g of fat over and like exceeded 3x over my sugar limit

If only I lived in a town/city with a Starbucks or Costa, I’d leave the house all the time and move in with the shaky-handed-from-a-lot-of-caffeine staff and live happily ever after amen

Stodge grazed into my arm deliberately a couple of times while my hand was in the water, but neither he or the other fish took food from my hand..

I think it’s getting a bit better now, even seeing as Stodge is our newest fish and the newer the fish, the less likely they are to trust you..

Obviously, I failed and my hand lost a lot of feeling due to the water being so cold but I swear that the closest fish got to about 15cm from my hand. Turns out it’s my new sturgeon Stodge that got the closest to me.

I think they didn’t actually take food because I fed them an hour beforehand and they probably need to get used to my presence a little more..
I’ll try again either tomorrow or Thursday

My tummy’s been terrible for the past few days.. I assume it’s the lack of CHOCOLATE FUDGE BROWNIE SUNDAES

Shame my hips don’t agree with the word “lack”

Bought new purple weighing scales today and Dad saw me throwing out the box it came in so I had to kinda confess (I usually hide these things in case they assume the worst) and turned out him and Mum were after scales for ages and never got around to buying them anyway

Phew

Digimon World 2003 is the only game I have that doesn’t make me think of food

Started my first day in the Lloyds branch and it’s so much easier watching and doing in the actual branch than sitting in the classroom listening to a trainer tell you all about ICAS and what this means and what you have to do etc.

On another note, I’m overeating. I had a bread muffin with a great big load of tuna and mayo on top and a bag of apricots and I’m still fucking starving. I have 300 calories left and I’ve not even gotten to tonight’s tea yet..

Nnng

The ‘purple’ jeans I bought last week are a bit of a squeeze to put on :’c only around my tummy, nowhere else. Probably due to my lack of jumprope since my trip..